Saturday, April 2, 2011

Advice to Jaded Romance Movie Characters

(1) Love only lasts like 12-24 months in general:
Enzo Emanuele, Pierluigi Politi, Marika Bianchi, Piercarlo Minoretti, Marco Bertona, Diego Geroldi, Raised plasma nerve growth factor levels associated with early-stage romantic love, Psychoneuroendocrinology, Volume 31, Issue 3, April 2006, Pages 288-294, ISSN 0306-4530, DOI: 10.1016/j.psyneuen.2005.09.002.
So don't expect any more.

(2) Humanities professors might be fun to talk to but they typically have affairs with a student, and if not that - possibly become psychotic killers.

(3) Don't send a prostitute to seduce your husband to check his "fidelity." The test is way harder than real life, and you're going to end up with too much info. It's more reasonable to just hire a PI to figure out if he actually is cheating - PI's gladly do this for a living.

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